Wednesday, 8 August 2012

How to Fuck A Girl Part 2!

Step by step guide to Fuck Any Girl - Part 2 of 2!

6. Start talking to everyone. E v e r y o n e!  Get gregarious in your everyday life - the more you talk to people in general, the easier it will be to talk to those you are attracted to.  Have fun, be interested and interesting, not too pushy or aloof, basic stuff really. Have some conversation starters lined up for any occassion, plus games, tricks or contencious questions. If you add a happy vibe to a conversation or group of people then people will be fine with your company.

7. Get her on her own away from peer pressure to not be percieved as a 'slut' (even tho shes not being one) and ask for a phone no to continue the convo.  Or repeat in your mind that 'we are sooo going to kiss' in a way that translates to your face and actions - she will get the message!  If she doesnt run away - you're in!  The old 'close your eyes a minute' should work.

8. She might want to go back to yours that night, she might not. Best to offer the opportunity without making her feel like a slut - I have to pop back to mine to grab something/i have somethign at my apartment you really would love to see/I can walk you home but i cant come in/etc

9. Get chilled music on and dimmed lighting ASAP!  Also, pour eachother a drink. If possible, run a bath or if not talk about your great massages and then give her one.  Once the clothes are coming off then that'sa bout it.

10. MAKE SURE she comes, and it really helps if you do then too afterwards so the woman feels good about herself.  (More info at how to fuck a girl).  You should be feeling good about yourself now too! If you've had a massive hot session, chilled fruit such as melon, strawberries, anything juicy and fresh can be a nice snack to feed eachother afterwards.  Cuddle as you fall asleep but then it's ok to give her a final squeeze and turn over to get your own space.  It can be difficult to sleep next to someone that close!

So, that was my guide.  What do you think?!

Is it possible to make a girl love you?

Hi y'all!

So I've been surfing around online as you do and i 've been coming across the idea that there is some sort of loophole in females whereby men can get what they want from you - yes, that!  But is it really possible to fuck any girl like that?

How To Make A Girl Love You - Part 1

In my opinion, it is both a simple and subtly complicated thing.  In short, if you stick to a couple of 'guidance notes' then you will be fine - just work out the subtlties yourself!  OK, here goes:

1. Decide what you want - lay, kiss, relationship, older woman, etc. If you want anything, that's fine!

2. Understand now that that is what you are getting.  It is not what you would like, it is not that you'd be overjoyed when you get it, that's just how it's going down so accept the fact.

3. Present yourself well: find pics/vids/someone that looks a bit like you who you think looks good.  Copy their style.  Get a haircut, fresh breath and clean fingernails. Clean yourself, your house, bed sheets, car etc so you are always ready for the thousands of opportunites out there.

4. Decide who you are and what you stand for.  Nothing more than 5mins work here!  Just so when people ask you what you do, what you stand for, etc, you can give them a straight answer.  Something like 'I'm travelling the world, curing sick dolphins while making some great friends and enjoying life' would be kinda hot...

5. Do some exercise everyday, not to get buff, not to increase endurance, but to get natural endorphins flowing and to provide some vitality to your presence.  People like being with alive people, not dead people! Get the blood flowing! The essence of being healthy and alive!

6... Gotta go, see my next post!! Or visit the make a girl love you website :).